{"id":20637,"date":"2015-11-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/things-you-can-t-do-without-looking-like-a-complete-dork\/"},"modified":"2015-11-13T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T00:00:00","slug":"things-you-can-t-do-without-looking-like-a-complete-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/lifestyle\/things-you-can-t-do-without-looking-like-a-complete-dork\/","title":{"rendered":"10 things you can\u2019t do without looking like a complete dork"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>There are certain things in life that are impossible to look cool doing\u2026<\/h3>\n<p>Here are 10 of the best ones.<\/p>\n<h3>Throwing with your non-dominant arm<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"267\" width=\"500\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/50_cent.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Chasing after a ping pong ball<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"171\" width=\"500\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/pong.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Taking photos using an iPad<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"310\" width=\"620\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ipad.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Running with a backpack on<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"271\" width=\"370\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/backpack.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Chasing a plastic bag blowing in the wind<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/bag.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Walking downhill<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"270\" width=\"360\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/downhll.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Taking off skinny jeans<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"281\" width=\"500\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/jeans.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Picking up dog poop and then carrying it around<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"401\" width=\"500\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/poop.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Walking through a spider web<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"240\" width=\"360\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/flail.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Giving a thumbs up in a photo<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"356\" width=\"640\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/thumbs_0.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/shows\/rowey-bicks\/difficult-decision-says-new-crows-development-coach-paul-thomas\">&#8216;DIFFICULT DECISION&#8217; SAYS NEWEST ADDITION TO CROWS COACHING TEAM<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/shows\/rowey-bicks\/matthew-wright-a-chance-to-return-to-adelaide-crows-as-rookie\">AXED CROW COULD RETURN TO THE CLUB<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain things in life that are impossible to look cool doing\u2026 Here are 10 of the best ones. 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