{"id":21116,"date":"2015-10-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/most-annoying-things-people-brag-about\/"},"modified":"2015-10-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-10-14T00:00:00","slug":"most-annoying-things-people-brag-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/lifestyle\/most-annoying-things-people-brag-about\/","title":{"rendered":"The most annoying things people brag about"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>If you are going to tell someone about something great you did, at least let it be something that\u2019s ACTUALLY GREAT! Do you know anyone who is guilty of these?<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Here are some&nbsp;things people brag about, but shouldn\u2019t.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"amy schumer drinking\" height=\"338\" width=\"600\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/drinking.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>How wasted they got on the weekend<\/h3>\n<p>No one thinks you\u2019re cool for getting so hammered you were kicked out of the club at 8pm and peed your pants. That is EMBARRASSING!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s even worse when they give you the full list of everything they drank that night:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI had 3 wines at home, then like 2 vodkas when we got to the club, then 2 shots\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"352\" width=\"608\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/rich.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Money they didn\u2019t make<\/h3>\n<p>Bragging about how much money \/ stuff your parents give you really doesn&#8217;t make you look as cool as you think it does&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alternatively, talking about the investment or bet you were going to make, but didn&#8217;t, which would&#8217;ve &#8220;made me a FORTUNE&#8221; doesn&#8217;t count. Coulda, shoulda, woulda.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"400\" width=\"600\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/tired.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>How little sleep they get<\/h3>\n<p>So you only slept for four&nbsp;hours last night? You definitely must be better than the&nbsp;regular peasants who enjoyed a full eight&nbsp;hours.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"380\" width=\"573\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/read.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>How much they hate reading<\/h3>\n<p>\u201cI have&nbsp;like&nbsp;never read a whole book in my entire life!\u201d Cool, maybe you should?<\/p>\n<p>Why is this something people boast about?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"339\" width=\"558\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/study.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>How little they studied for an exam<\/h3>\n<p>All students know the pain of this one. Why do people do this? Is it so when they get a good mark everyone will think they\u2019re super smart? The only problem is, when they get a top mark everyone will know that they DID study and think they\u2019re actually a liar.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"303\" width=\"541\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/math.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Lack of math skills or literacy<\/h3>\n<p>\u201cI, like, can\u2019t even do long division!\u201d COOL!<\/p>\n<h3>What brags get your goat &#8211; let us know&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/news\/plane-wreckage-with-pilot-skeleton-and-malaysian-airlines-colourings-found\">REPORTS OF PLANE WRECKAGE WITH SKELETON FOUND IN PHILIPPINES<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/shows\/rowey-bicks\/inside-the-patrick-dangerfield-deal\">CROWS WERE READY TO LET DANGERFIELD WALK, SAYS CROWS FOOTY BOSS<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are going to tell someone about something great you did, at least let it be something that\u2019s ACTUALLY GREAT! Do you know anyone who is guilty of these? Here are some&nbsp;things people brag about, but shouldn\u2019t. How wasted they got on the weekend No one thinks you\u2019re cool for getting so hammered you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":21117,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[166],"tags":[],"geo_market":[],"class_list":["post-21116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The most annoying things people brag about - FIVEAA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/lifestyle\/most-annoying-things-people-brag-about\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The most annoying things people brag about\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"If you are going to tell someone about something great you did, at least let it be something that\u2019s ACTUALLY GREAT! 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