{"id":21922,"date":"2015-08-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-07T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/internet-explodes-after-aussie-s-ashes-nightmare\/"},"modified":"2015-08-07T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-07T00:00:00","slug":"internet-explodes-after-aussie-s-ashes-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/sport\/internet-explodes-after-aussie-s-ashes-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet explodes after Aussie\u2019s Ashes nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>It was our darkest day in Ashes history. Bowled out in 18.3 overs \u2013 a world record.<\/h3>\n<p>\u201cExtras\u201d was our top scorer with 14. Also a record.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of day one of the fourth test, England led by 214 runs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe were Broadsided by lunch, we were Rooted by tea,\u201d FIVEAA&#8217;s Stephen Rowe told David, Mark and Jane on FIVEAA breakfast, referring to Stuart Broad\u2019s 8\/15 and Joe Root\u2019s 124 not out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Here\u2019s a selection of the hilarious\/venomous\/upsetting reactions from around the web.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_crimestoppers.png\" width=\"514\" height=\"470\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Reports of Aussies in trouble.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_chalk_board.png\" width=\"601\" height=\"551\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Fair cop.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_wimp_barbie.png\" width=\"723\" height=\"699\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>UK&#8217;s The Sun newspaper in fine form.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_culkin.png\" width=\"511\" height=\"661\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Spot on lookalike.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_escalated.png\" width=\"507\" height=\"439\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>It really did.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_gone_for_60.png\" width=\"513\" height=\"915\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Hope they don&#8217;t make a sequel.<\/h6>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"media-element file-default nova-lazyload-image-wrapper lz-cont img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/ashes_watson.jpg\" width=\"331\" height=\"443\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<h6>Come back, Watto &#8211; all&#8217;s forgiven.<\/h6>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/shows\/david-mark-jane\/rowey-rips-into-australia-s-ashes-collapse\">ROWEY SAYS HE KNOWS WHAT&#8217;S BEHIND THE AUSSIE COLLAPSE<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/shows\/rowey-bicks\/brereton-v-wilson-part-two\">BRERETON STILL FUMING ABOUT REBECCA WILSON SPAT<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was our darkest day in Ashes history. Bowled out in 18.3 overs \u2013 a world record. \u201cExtras\u201d was our top scorer with 14. Also a record. At the end of day one of the fourth test, England led by 214 runs. \u201cWe were Broadsided by lunch, we were Rooted by tea,\u201d FIVEAA&#8217;s Stephen Rowe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":21930,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[143],"tags":[],"geo_market":[],"class_list":["post-21922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sport"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Internet explodes after Aussie\u2019s Ashes nightmare - FIVEAA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/sport\/internet-explodes-after-aussie-s-ashes-nightmare\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Internet explodes after Aussie\u2019s Ashes nightmare\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"It was our darkest day in Ashes history. 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