{"id":27385,"date":"2018-12-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/lions-club-president-loses-it-while-talking-about-the-man-fined-for-driving-pageant-santa\/"},"modified":"2018-12-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-10T00:00:00","slug":"lions-club-president-loses-it-while-talking-about-the-man-fined-for-driving-pageant-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/show\/lions-club-president-loses-it-while-talking-about-the-man-fined-for-driving-pageant-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Lions Club President Loses It While Talking About The Man Fined For Driving Pageant Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>President of the local Lions Club Ernie Asplin admits the fine given to a man transporting Santa in the Morgan Christmas pageant is \u201ca bit cruel\u201d &#8212; but he can\u2019t help but see the funny side.<\/h3>\n<p>Ernie had a few chuckles on FIVEAA when he told David and Will about the incident, which happened over the weekend after Santa had handed out lollies to kids.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cAfter that he gets on his sleigh again and he gets taken up to the top of the town, opposite the police station, and before he got off they booked him,\u201d Ernie said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s doing it out of the goodness of his heart and fixing up his car so he can tow the sleigh and he gets caught. Everyone I talked to just couldn\u2019t believe it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe roaming police car that comes around pinched him for having someone on a trailer. This bloke who was driving the car is a pensioner, he\u2019ll probably lose demerit points as well.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe officer said to him, \u2018Who are you?\u2019, and he keeps saying to him, \u2018I\u2019m Father Christmas!\u2019 He was still dressed as Father Christmas.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.acast.com\/david-will\/davidandwillpodcast-10december2018\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden;\"><\/iframe>&#13;\n&#13;\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F7NewsAdelaide%2Fvideos%2F1934054813570238%2F&#038;show_text=0&#038;width=560\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" allowFullScreen=\"true\"><\/iframe>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President of the local Lions Club Ernie Asplin admits the fine given to a man transporting Santa in the Morgan Christmas pageant is \u201ca bit cruel\u201d &#8212; but he can\u2019t help but see the funny side. 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