{"id":28069,"date":"2018-06-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/colin-humprhys-doesn-t-have-a-snowball-s-chance-in-hell-of-getting-out-of-jail\/"},"modified":"2018-06-26T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-26T00:00:00","slug":"colin-humprhys-doesn-t-have-a-snowball-s-chance-in-hell-of-getting-out-of-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/show\/colin-humprhys-doesn-t-have-a-snowball-s-chance-in-hell-of-getting-out-of-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"Colin Humprhys Doesn\u2019t Have A Snowball\u2019s Chance In Hell Of Getting Out Of Jail"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Notorious paedophile <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/news\/SA-Paedophile-Colin-Humphrys-Will-Stay-Behind-Bars\">Colin Humphrys<\/a> is no chance of getting out of jail despite a legal win during the week.<\/h3>\n<p>According to David and Will on FIVEAA, the Director of Public Prosecutions himself helped write the new laws that will keep Humphrys off the streets forever.<\/p>\n<blockquote><h3>\u201cReassuringly we have been told by the highest levels of government here in South Australia that the chances of these new laws failing are zero, zilch, zip, and nada,\u201d Penbo said on Monday.<\/h3>\n<h3>\u201cIt\u2019s our understanding that Mr Kimber himself as the Director of Public Prosecutions was one of the people who drafted this legislation. There\u2019s no way that one of the smartest legal minds in the community is going to co-author a bill that is not going to give the good guys the power to step in and say, sorry, there\u2019s no recommendation from the parole board for this bloke to be released, there\u2019s not a single psychiatrist in South Australia who thinks it\u2019s a good idea.<\/h3>\n<h3>\u201cBy changing the onus to reflect the fact that you need a recommendation from the parole board to actually let somebody out the state government is 110 per cent confident that there is not a snowball\u2019s chance in hell of Colin Humphrys walking on the streets ever again &#8212; and to that we say hooray.\u201d<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/sport\/The-Adelaide-Crows-Are-Tipping-Some-Big-INs-For-This-Weekend\">THE ADELAIDE CROWS ARE TIPPING SOME BIG INS FOR THIS WEEKEND<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">JUST IN | The Adelaide Crows Are Tipping Some Big INs For This Weekend &gt;&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6PGuKnddeF\">https:\/\/t.co\/6PGuKnddeF<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/TNgGjQvrsy\">pic.twitter.com\/TNgGjQvrsy<\/a><\/p>&mdash; FIVEAA (@1395FIVEAA) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/1395FIVEAA\/status\/1011496844499640320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 26, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote>&#13;\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notorious paedophile Colin Humphrys is no chance of getting out of jail despite a legal win during the week. According to David and Will on FIVEAA, the Director of Public Prosecutions himself helped write the new laws that will keep Humphrys off the streets forever. \u201cReassuringly we have been told by the highest levels of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":788,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[244,231],"tags":[246,245],"geo_market":[],"class_list":["post-28069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-david-and-will","category-show","tag-fiveaa-app","tag-news"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Colin Humprhys Doesn\u2019t Have A Snowball\u2019s Chance In Hell Of Getting Out Of Jail - FIVEAA<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/show\/colin-humprhys-doesn-t-have-a-snowball-s-chance-in-hell-of-getting-out-of-jail\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Colin Humprhys Doesn\u2019t Have A Snowball\u2019s Chance In Hell Of Getting Out Of Jail\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Notorious paedophile Colin Humphrys is no chance of getting out of jail despite a legal win during the week. 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