{"id":29376,"date":"2017-07-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/uncategorized\/this-jade-robran-story-is-absolutely-not-for-the-faint-hearted\/"},"modified":"2017-07-12T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2017-07-12T00:00:00","slug":"this-jade-robran-story-is-absolutely-not-for-the-faint-hearted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms.fiveaa.com.au\/show\/this-jade-robran-story-is-absolutely-not-for-the-faint-hearted\/","title":{"rendered":"This Jade Robran story is absolutely not for the faint hearted"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Jade Robran just about floored gardening guru Michael Keelan on FIVEAA with a horror story about her recent outing in the garden.<\/h3>\n<p><strong>\u201cDo you want to hear something that will really gross you out?\u201d Jade teased.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>MICHAEL: \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI had an ear infection. I had to have an operation on that ear\u2026 checked out the other ear and [the doctor] said, do you garden a lot? I said no&#8230; but I did a couple of weeks ago. He said, you\u2019ve got mould in your ear that you can only get from gardening &#8212; I see it a lot in gardeners.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h3>It gets worse\u2026<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cAnyway he had to cut the mould out\u2026 it was horrible. It was honestly like you would see mould on cheese. He had to put a pipe down there and suck it all out and I thought, I\u2019m not gardening anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/bEVKYB487Lqxy\" width=\"480\" height=\"264\" frameBorder=\"0\" class=\"giphy-embed\" allowFullScreen><\/iframe><p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/bEVKYB487Lqxy\">via GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s getting personal isn\u2019t it\u2026 something you didn\u2019t know! 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